KIM JONG -IL DEAD???

IT IS POSSIBLE MISTER KIM [KIM JONG-IL , OR GIM CHEONG-IL] HAS DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK AT HIS FATHER'S HOUSE IN NORTHAMPTON, UNITED KINGDOM AND HE CAN NOT GET A MESSAGE BACK HOME TO THE DPRK - HAVE HIS STAFF READ HIS MEMO OR LISTENED TO HIS VOICEMAIL??? OR, HE COULD BE IN NOTTINGHAM TRYING TO FIND HIS OLD FORD CORSAIR HE'S GOT A NEW BATTERY FOR!! HAS HE TUNNELLED INTO CAMP DAVID TO FIND OUT ABOUT THEIR GLOBAL CRISIS [OF CONFIDENCE]. I SUGGEST TRYING PASSPORT/IMMIGRATION CONTROL AND SEE IF PAUL FRANCIS OR FRANCISCUS HAS PASSED THROUGH - HE HAS VISITED UK FREQUENTLY IN THE PAST YEARS AGO BECAUSE OF DUAL NATIONALITY. HIS BROTHER OR STEVE SIMPSOLE COULD KNOW OF THE LOCATION. OR HE COULD BE GENUINELY ILL, OR THE EXPECTED ANNOUNCEMENT IS NOTHING LIKE THE NEWSPAPER REPORT SUGGESTS IT COULD BE ABOUT. Posted By :TREVOR CULLIN
Ever since Kim learnt to brush his teeth by himself things have changed for him . He got a contract to appear in a toothpaste advert he has not bothered going to govt meetings , parades or the odd execution or two. However he still seems to be wearing his Elvis impersonators hairstyle, sunglasses & jump suit. Will the upcoming announcement be that he is off to Vegas to pursue new carreer options ? or what? the world waits with baited breath! ( you will have to excuse my sarcasm - but if he's gone - good riddence - however some other crackpot communist dictator will have their itchy finger on the nuclear trigger - so we are no better off ) Posted By :jerome webber